Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Keeping it Real.

So I guess from word of Friday's class that all y'all got to hear how my blog is the best blog. Well it comes as no surprise. Don't fret - here are some helpful hints to keep your blog unlame:

1. The only wrong opinion is the one you pussy foot around as to not offend anyone.
2. Hate is natural. In fact, I prefer it to love.
3. You may have noticed that Blogger autosaves your posts as you are writing them. This is a great tool. So don't worry about getting your thoughts onto your site as quick as possible, as to not tempt fate that would have your computer crash or internet suffer a cataclysmic fall. Sit back, take a deep breath, and try to express your intense dislike for everything with a calm, nonchalant pace so you have ample time to think back to previous memories of disappointment and can use them for reference.
4. Dont show up for class. I dont know, it's working for me.

Well there you have it, four life saving tips from a guy who can't seem to wake up before noon.

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